Weight

(Or more accurately, of course, mass.)

As you may have noticed, I'm rather partial to the odd glass of beer now and then. It's not a pastime that lends itself to the maintenance of a sleek feminine figure - certainly not for me, anyway. Frankly, over the years I've degenerated from being a lean, fit, athletic type to a bulbous Miss Piggy look-alike. With a view to reversing this trend I've started trying to shed some of the bulk. In a favourable light and after some dubious statistical analysis, I've lost about 2kg in the past couple of months. Never having done this sort of thing before, I've probably not been going about it as carefully as I perhaps should (there's nothing going on that could reasonably be identified as a diet) and I have absolutely no will power at all to resist either beer or food.


Still, 2kg is better than nothing and at this rate, in six or seven years, I'll have completely disappeared. That's not good, is it?